Temperance

To fashion a sword we must temper. A sword must be created. From earth, fire, water and air the blade is forged into a finely tuned instrument of accuracy and justice.  This is my advice to everyone who is upset right now.  Temper yourself into a double edged sword that cuts through the chains of... Continue Reading →

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​Light Em Up (toast/sandwich) 

For Your Health  { Veganize: sub butter with Hummus }  -->Bread of choice (I like seedy and nutty, like myself 😂)  CHOPPED/GRATED/Fresh --> 2 fresh green onions; chopped --> 2 fresh cloves garlic;  grated or pressed --> 1 fresh knob ginger  (about 1/2 inch) fresh grated --> 1/2 - 1 tablespoon fresh chopped rosemary CRUSHED/MORTAR... Continue Reading →

BREAKING: Bullshit Distribution Center Violently Attacked by Anti-Bullshit Protesters

​BREAKING: Bullshit Distribution Center Violently Attacked by Anti-Bullshit Protestors {satire} Someone who hasn't gone on record yet told the Associated Press tomorrow that suspects are known Anti-Bullshit protestors, and got into a violent altercation with Bullshit Distributors who were Distributing Bullshit inside the predesignated Bullshit Distribution area.  "They violently attacked us by calmly stating their... Continue Reading →

Lunaria Bane {001}

Chapter One, Coughing at the Enemy When one does not have a mother and is raised by a gruff absentee father and a partially senile grandmother, one is not much prepared for such things as frilly tea parties and gossip. I tugged uncomfortably at the rigidly high collar of the puce ruffled number my Nan... Continue Reading →

Redheads and Sex

"Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead." - Lucille Ball So according to some sciencey German dude, redheads have more sex than other hair colors (I could have told you that!). And maybe that is all we have left after thousands of years of persecution.... Continue Reading →

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